Sunday, October 31, 2010

Cure for the liberal mess? Zombie appocalypse...

As I sit here peacefully in my home, on this gloomy Halloween, my mind has wandered to the current state that our country is in. As I think of everything that has led us down this road we are on, I have come to the conclusion that there really is no way out of it. Sure, we could vote and get a conservative in the white house, but even then, that doesn't change the things that have already been put into motion. That doesn't stop the bills that are in the process of being passed that support a left wing socialist agenda. No, even then the country would still be in a state of regress thanks to the fact that the young voting people of our country were gullible enough to vote for a candidate that dressed himself up as a celebrity. The election that best resembled a high school election, where better stocked vending machines and three hour lunch breaks (Jen's quote) are common promises, but of course high school elections are full of broken promises. And just like candidates of high school elections make those empty, larger then life promises, so did Big O, using the same strategy of a 17 year old teenager to get the votes of his peers. And guess what? We fell for it. No, not all of us of course, there are those of us that the larger community calls "uneducated, religious, right-wing nut jobs" that knew better then to fall for it, recognizing the wolf in sheep's clothing. But of course, the educated and celebrated left wing population led by the liberal media cast away all doubts and thus our current state is the result.




So what do we do to get out of this mess we are in? We can't do anything about it. It is out of our hands, we took the shovels and dug our own graves and now we are stuck with it until God decides to take us home. We need a zombie apocalypse now more than ever. What? Yeah that's right I said it. Big O made his ridiculous promises that we totally out of reality, if he can do that then I can think big and unrealistic as well. But seriously a zombie apocalypse would do nothing but benefit us right now, for those of us that would survive. Think about it for a moment, it would be a fresh start, the liberals would be zombie chow and us crazy, uneducated, right wing nut jobs would be the one's saying "Told you so." We would have the opportunity to start fresh, there would be no taxes, we could live off the land and raise our kids outside of a liberal education system, all while fighting off the undead scourge. We would really have freedom of religion, free to worship God as we saw fit without having to be tolerant of anyone or anything.



Okay, I know it would be terrible at first. Death and mayhem would be all around us and the possibility of you and your loved one's are not very high. But personally, I would rather risk that chance of living in danger all the time, then live in a socialist government. Say what you will friends, but it would be a benefit in the long run as long as we came together and fought to survive as a team. Until then, we can only hope and pray that things in our country get better before they get worse. Have a great Halloween everyone and be safe. Don't forget the premiere of The Walking Dead on AMC tonight! Should be amazing!

1 comment:

  1. Hey Babe! I read your blog! Loved the "Zombies in Plain English" clip. LOL.

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